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You’re here. You might as well make yourself comfortable. Put your feet up, rifle through the pages, follow the links and please, please, please have fun. Turnip Farm is meant to be rainbows and dancing unicorns, not grizzly bears and skullduggery. Turnip Farm used to be a zine. Now it’s a (gasp/ugh) blog. As such, it should not be taken seriously (and good gawd, whatever you do, don’t quote it as if it were a source of facts and/or insight). In fact, I highly recommend taking everything within with a few dozen or so grains of salt.

This page will be updated regularly (or semi-regularly) with links to the latest Turnip Farm shenanigans, including stupid opinions, stupider opinions, the stupidest opinions (ever), picture of things I pointed my camera at that didn’t move (much), hyperbole (the most hyperbole ever), stuff to pass the time, links to things you might like, hogwash and an excessive/ever increasing amount of jibber-jabber. Consider yourself warned. Now, I bid you “good day,” sir and/or madam.

Newest
/ NOV2011 – The most modest proposal, ever /

Newer
/ NOV2011 – Terra firma / NOV2011 – An open letter to aspiring hands-on CEOs /
/ NOV2011 – Clay pot rice recipe / NOV2011 – Angel Island pics /

New
/ SEPTEMBER2011 – I Have the Stink of Methuselah on Me / SEPTEMBER2011 – The Politics of Stupid /
/ SEPTEMBER2011 – Random Article Comments / SEPTEMBER2011 – 60 Hz /

Old
/ AUGUST2011 – Remembering Frank / AUGUST2011 – Shanghai, China journal /
/ AUGUST2011 – Things that should be banished from existence /
/ AUGUST2011 – Spam musubi recipe / AUGUST2011 – Soft-boiled eggs recipe /
/ AUGUST2011 – Box car recipe / AUGUST2011 – Booze julius recipe /
/ AUGUST2011 – Steve Jobs: Bizarro nerdiverse underlord / AUGUST2011 – A guide to not being a jackass / AUGUST2011 – Post AD me /
AUGUST2011 –  A list of words/phrases that are fun to say /
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AUGUST2011 – I say “hello,” you say … nada / AUGUST2011 – Selfish Whales: Enjoy the Weather review /
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AUGUST2011 –  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 review / AUGUST2011 – new links /

Older
/ JULY2011 – MP3 killed the radio/video/etc. star / JULY2011 – Empathy, shmempathy /
/ JULY2011 – Holy shit, I guess I’m a blogger now / JULY2011 – you've got nowhere to go /
/ JULY2011 – time trap / JULY2011 – the simplest of things /
/ JULY2011 – Hawai’ian Pork Pineapple Rice / JULY2011 – CARUSO'S NOODLE BOWL (all caps 'cause it rocks) /
/ JULY2011 – Bourbon and Maple Syrup Cranberry Sauce / JULY2011 – Mindswap vacation /
/ JULY2011 – picturesJULY2011 – links /

 
         
     

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