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  Things that should be banished from existence.
  • Using “est” at the end of a word (as in: this is the biggest debacle ever)
  • Silent letters in words (yeah, I’ve got my eye on you “k”)
  • Comment sections at the end of articles
  • Half of Martin Scorsece’s eyebrows
  • Michael Bay
  • Michael Bay (maybe if I list him twice, it will actually happen)
  • Predicting that the world will end on a specific date
  • Politicians that pretend to be moderate in the general election after acting like an extremist nutbag in the primaries
  • Republicans
  • The Tea Party
  • Democrats
  • Political parties
  • Head cheese (fun fact: it’s not actually cheese)
  • Think tanks
  • Sarah Palin
  • Olive Garden (putting pasta on a dish does not automatically make it Italian food)
  • M. Night Shamalan
  • Talking heads (but not The Talking Heads … I still like that band)
  • Movie franchise re-launches
  • That weird oil slick they try to put on your popcorn at the movie theater
  • Blogs and/or bloggers
 
         
     

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