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  Booze julius.

My wife and I were perusing the mall a while back and needed our thirsts quenched (we were parched from dodging mall zombies). We ended up partaking in the malliest of all mall concoctions: the Orange Julius. Later that night, my wife asked me to make her a boozy drink. With the taste of Orange Julius still in my thoughts, I came up with this decidedly more adult version of the mall classic. It has all the tastiness of an Orange Julius, but with more booze and less mall zombies.

Ingredients.

  • 1 shot triple sec
  • 1 shot brandy
  • 3/4 cup orange juice
  • 1/4 cup heavy cream
  • Ice (crushed works best)

Tools.

  • Shot glass
  • Measuring cup
  • Blender
  • Highball glass

Steps.

  1. Pour triple sec, orange juice, cream and a couple handfuls of ice into a blender and blend on high until smooth. I recommend using crushed ice to avoid having stray chunks of ice in your drink.
  2. Pour into a highball glass.
  3. (Optional) Eat.
  4. Drink/be merry.
 
         
     

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