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Caruso Deluxe is the kind of steely-eyed roustabout you try to (politely) avoid at cocktail parties. Those posh affairs with your swinging, hipster friends. One wrong, sudden move could set him into motion. Eyes on fire. Springing into deadly, explosive action. Clutching his drink like his hands were made of gyroscopes. I heard he once derailed a train just ‘cause the engineer gave him the stink-eye. Yeah, he’s that kind of a man. And these words are his story.

E-mail Caruso at deluxecaruso@gmail.com and tell him the story of that one time you were reading Turnip Farm and your face melted off.

 
         
     

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