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In the 1980s we were promised that in the future, food would be obsolete and we would get our sustenance in the form of vitamin-enriched pills. We’re still waiting. Since science is the biggest, fattest liar (con pantalones del fuego) here’s some stuff to put in your face while you're waiting around for the future.

2011
/ NOVEMBER2011 – Clay pot rice / AUGUST2011 – Spam musubi recipe / AUGUST2011 – Soft-boiled eggs recipe /
/ AUGUST2011 – Box car recipe / AUGUST2011 – Booze julius recipe /
/ JULY2011 – Hawai’ian Pork Pineapple Rice / JULY2011 – CARUSO'S NOODLE BOWL (all caps 'cause it rocks) /
/ JULY2011 – Bourbon and Maple Syrup Cranberry Sauce /

 
         
     

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